Sunday 4 May 2014

Nick Is Number 1

After an outstanding win at the last session Nick has secured his place at the top of the table. Only losing one of his games Nick “The Shouty One” beat the opposition by a clear 10 points. He now leads at the top of the table by an unreachable 40 points. The only downside to his performance was his not so impressive own goal. Well done Nick.

Will “Crappy Foot” showed a different side to his game at the last session. After his previous weeks exhibition on defence he showed us he could attack too and scored three cracking goals. Well done Will.

Today is the final session of the Spring Season and expect to see an exciting battle between Andy “Gandhi” and Kol “The Statsman” for second place. Only 2 points separate them in the league. Its going to be a close one. Andy “Gandhi” has shown impressive from recently and Kol is getting worried. When asked if he saw Andy as a threat to his second place position, he commented “Andy “f****n” Gandhi”! His bike is f****d, bits are falling off it all the time. I don’t know how he f****n stays on it but he still manages to play f****n well. Yeah I’m f****n  worried”. Andy “Gandhi” refused to comment and mumbling something about having to get his wheel fixed.


Just so everyone gets a mention. Young Jack “The River Horse” and Dean” Double Dean” Dent were only separated by a bonus point although neither of them did very well. I’m not sure what to say about Mr Rogers uncharacteristic performance so I’ll just leave it there.

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