I don’t know if anyone noticed but Adam “The Workaholic” returned to Hull Bicycle Polo last week. His return did seem to go by unnoticed as he slipped quietly into his games. Nobody noticed his excellent passing or his very impressive goals. Nobody noticed him winning all his game and scoring all those goals and nobody noticed him running them of their bikes and leaving them in a heap on the floor. All in all Adam’s performance went by pretty much unnoticed. Even winning the session and becoming the top ranked player seemed to go by without anyone spotting it. We do apologise for not noticing your excellent performance last week and we shall endeavour to pay more attention to you this week. Well done Adam.
Possibly the most noteworthy event from last week was Dean “Double Dean” Dent’s return. After not playing for four weeks he soon got back into the swing of things. By the swing of things I mean the stuff he does at the other end of the court when everyone else is busy with the game. It was all worthwhile in the end and by the end of the day his 360 degree pivot back spinning thingy was perfected. Unfortunately practicing this during match play did have an effect on his performance. Well done Dean you spin yourself right round baby... like a record baby ... right round .......... right round.
In other news Young Jack almost removed Nick “The Shouty One’s” shoulder from its socket in a head on coming together. Will “Crappy Foot” Fish practiced some more turning and circling. PC Paul just wanted to get close to everyone and a poor performance from Mr Roger “The One and Only” sees Kol “The Statsman” go 9 points clear at the top of the table. There are also rumours that “Guinness” Dave will be returning this week. Bring on the polo.
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